Sometimes You Have to be Your Own Ray of Sunshine.

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vashjir:

my fave part of guard is when someone can’t put enough force into a toss and you tell them to imagine it’s their ex and suddenly it has the power of all of their post-breakup rage behind it and is 5x stronger and higher

(via pear-ee)

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toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

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Aristotle:
We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato:
Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato:
*high fives Socrates*